Today I’m reiterating an important thrifting lesson: ALWAYS TRY PIECES ON *BEFORE* YOU BUY THEM.  Even if the piece has your favourite colours and a perfect pattern and is in perfect condition, like this “dress” I picked up from Goodwill while road trip thrifting:

Never Neverland Outfit
Dress $13 (which is a relative fortune in the thrift world), cardi $2, belt $3.50, bracelet $2.10, leggings $4.90

You can see why I didn’t think twice about buying it without trying it on, right?  It is colour perfection!  Cobalt, green and mustard spark joy in me (and inspire a bad case of Matchy-Matchy Syndrome).  I thought it might be a little short…

Yep, it's definitely a top.
Yep, it’s definitely a top not a dress, at least on me.  (Cobalt vintage shoes $5.50)
Still, it's cute with leggings... I think...
Still, it’s cute with leggings… I think…
But as I wore it around while getting breakfast, I started to think I could fly and maybe had a shadow trapped in the kitchen drawer.
But as I wore it around while getting breakfast together, I started to think I could fly and that I had a shadow trapped in the kitchen drawer and that my kids should be dressed in adorable one-piece jammies.
Never Neverland Outfit
You’re starting to see it, aren’t you?
I can fly!!! (this dress makes me look like Peter Pan.)
I can fly!!!
(this dress makes me look like Peter Pan)
Thank God I opted NOT to wear these suede booties.
Thank God I opted NOT to wear these suede booties.  I would have required a pulley system for sure.
My son assured me that I looked *less* like Peter Pan with the cardigan.
My son assured me that I looked *less* like Peter Pan with the cardigan.

So, to recap, not only do the colours and print need to spark joy, so does the fit therefore you must try on pieces before you thrift.  Otherwise, you might just end up looking like Peter Pan and I think we can all agree that one case of a grown 41-year-old woman going about her day dressed like Peter Pan is enough.  I’ll be passing this “dress” along to a shorter smaller younger friend under strict orders it NEVER be worn with green shoes or a green hat.  (Unless you’ve got some pixie dust and/or a large bottle of vodka – in that case, anything goes.)

 

 

5 Comments

  1. Holly Gilchrist

    I think you look fab and not at all pan-like, love the touches of blue.

  2. Tanysha Brianne Giesbrecht

    Oh my you always make me smile every time we interact. But boy did this little blog make my giggle 🙂 thanks for sharing!

  3. Penny Mahan

    You are so funny. Thanks for the laugh!